Runway Catwalks

You know how the models go down that long strip in designer clothes? Theyre on a catwalk for a runway, trade, or trunk show everytime.

You know what I dont get? Why cant they smile? Is that a fashion no-no? So us fashionable fashionistas can never smile again to stay in style. Yeah, that makes sense. Is that the age-old secret to being skinny, to dressing well, or walking on mile-high stilts? You dont smile? Or is it the totured lifestyle of bolemia and/or anorexia?

If I ever had a fashion show (fat chance, ironic I know), I would have my models smile, interact, have fun on the runway! I dont want them looking like they are ready to be on Maury, Dr.Phil, or Oprah! Clothes should be fun! Not a chore or a device of torture. Enjoy it! Have fun with it!

I am Myste of the Mystes of Time blog and I say "Blog About It!"(c)

TV Lawyer Advertisements

Figure 1 courtesy of cartoonstock.com in the court house search

TV lawyer advertisements get on my nerves. I can't watch a 30-minute show without them popping up EVERYWHERE! I hear "If you or a loved has ever gotten bladder cancer from the medication 'Blahblahblah' call So-and-So the lawyers and attorneys office." If I had sued for every little injustice that has happened in my life, I would be a gazillionaire! In every life, a little rain must fall. Are we supposed to sue that rain because it fell? I had thought about going to school for lay to be a lawyer at one time, ironically. But then I thought, "Oh yeah. That would be stupid. People sue other people too much already." I would have just been fueling the monstrosity we call a society! (Figure 1)

Figure 2 courtesy of assault-lawyer.net

So I decided I wanted to go into something more practical like Suit Design. Then I thought "Oh yeah. That would be just as stupid. Because people who are suing need suits to sue in." (Figure 2) 


Wow, I really need to re-think my life. Anyway, TV lawyer advertisements. They are dumb. Don't go into law to be a lawyer if you have ANY other aspirations! It's not worth it! Fight back the idiocy! You might as well be the guy is this photo! (Figure 3)

Figure 3 courtesy of willlitigateforfood.word

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